Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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