Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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