There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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