I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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