Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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