I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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