Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Welp...herpes.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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