My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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