So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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