On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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