Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
