i jhust puked up my retainher.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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