there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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