The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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