I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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