this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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