On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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