Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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