She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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