Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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