i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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