I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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