wrigley field is MILF paradise
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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