You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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