Where is the hickey?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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