Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
