guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
she pinky promised me she was 18
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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