She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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