you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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