i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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