Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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