YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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