Small penises have feelings too.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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