I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
the liver wants what the liver wants
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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