i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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