waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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