You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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