i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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