dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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