physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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