didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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