There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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