I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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