drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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