He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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