Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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I'm at about main and main street
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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