They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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