I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
This house was built for laser tag.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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