the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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