hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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