barbara walters just said penis...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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