ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize