After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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