i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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