can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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