I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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