you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
